I hate being sick.
I seem to have caught some nasty cold that has taken over my body for the last FIVE days.
Memo to cold: I'm done. You can vacate the premises. Mission accomplished. My nose is red and raw from constantly blowing it. I don't remember what it feels like to be able to breathe out of both nostrils AT THE SAME TIME. I have imbibed my weight in hot tea, orange juice and other fluids. I have seen the new face of daytime television and it is not pretty. You can leave now. Sincerely, Me.
Seriously. This has been my constant companion for the last 5 days.
And, at this point, this isn't even the original. I think I am on Tissue Box 6.0, at least.
I stayed home sick today just so I could try to sleep this thing off. And, I saw some very interesting things on TV. For instance, I finally saw the Hoda & Kathie Lee section of the Today show. That is a hot mess. I thought the Saturday Night Live skits were kidding; they're not! That is exactly what that show is like! Then, I watched about 10 seconds of "The View" before I couldn't take it anymore and had to turn it off before the ghosts of Jane Adams, Alice Paul, and Susan B. Anthony came to haunt me. So I turned to the newly svelte Drew Carry and The Price is Right! Of course there was a marathon of the Real Housewives of Topeka or something, but I continued on and discovered this show on the SciFy channel (which I rarely watch) called "Moonlight." It was craptastic. Which is to say, so bad that I could not turn away. Apparently, Alex O'Laughlin is a vampire who is also a private detective and he hangs around with a reporter and they solve crimes together?!!?! Now, while Alex O' whatshisname is pretty to look at, he is sooooooo wooden. And yet, I watched it. ALL AFTERNOON.
I am so ready for this cold to be over. I can't take much more of this...